Ten reasons it is good to be a zombie

1. The game of “Pull My Finger” has a shock-twist ending.
2. When going scuba diving, never have to rent  an air tank.
3. “Because I’m brain dead, what’s your excuse?” is always a great comeback.
4. Lack of blood cuts way back on Band Aid budget.
5. Rarely suffer an injury that will require more than duct tape to fix.
6. No one will ever be able to top your April Fools pranks.
7. There is no fart like a zombie death fart.
8. When asked, “Would it kill you to clean your room?” you can honestly answer, “Yes.”
9. Can get out of any embarrassing situation by feigning death.
10. Being the only zombie, everything you do sets a new Guinness record for zombies.

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